stripethree

Tonight’s Chipotle visit:
Me: Chicken Fajita please.
Distributor of Delicious Burritos: I’m sorry we’re out of faijita veggies.
Me: :looks around: :brain hemorrhages start: I’m sorry, what?
DoDB: We are out of the veggies, would you like some beans?
Me: :still struggling to comprehend this travesty: No… thanks…

I went through the rest of the order in a haze, amazingly still able to order the rest of my toppings and a drink. I left to take my dinner home, still perplexed. How does this happen? It was still a good meal, but, it was like a chocolate chip cookie with the chocolate chips. It made me sad.

Then watching the start of the Illinois/Duke game, the announcer rolls off this gem about 45 seconds into the game:
“And Illinois up 2-0, the largest lead of the game…”
Read that again, think about it, and read it one more time. Seriously, did he really just say that? I swear I’m not still disillusioned from the lack of peppers and onions in my burrito, he really did reel off that awesome stat.

And lastly, my younger cat seems to enjoy chewing on packing tape hanging off the many boxes I have already unpacked. It’s entertaining because it’s obvious he does not like the taste and/or the sticky aspect of the tape in his mouth, yet he sits there for minutes at a time, chew chew chew, awww crap what’s this stuff on my tongue, chew chew chew, awww crap. Weirdo.